Sunday, October 20, 2013

(Almost) Trampled by elk


I had been hunting for 10 years (since the young age of 14), and had never shot an elk. I wasn’t sure why it was so difficult. Maybe it was the area we were hunting (we had previously been hunting near Ute Peak, where the elk roamed mostly on high mountain ridges). Maybe it was my belief that elk hunting was difficult, and thus made it my reality. I didn’t know, but, after eating tag soup for so many years, I wanted to finally conquer that thus-far elusive prey.

Our hunting party had changed areas from central west Colorado to northwest Colorado, as, that was where the Bears Ears, Black Mountain, and White River elk herds congregated in the winter. Having around 50,000 head of elk move into a general (albeit still large) area stacked the odds towards us, but we still had to actually get to where we were going.

Back in my mid-twenties, a challenge awaited when Matt Archer and I when we left on the Friday evening before opening day, December 1st. As we motored up Rabbit Ears pass in my ’93 Isuzu Rodeo, fat flakes assailed us. It was another Colorado storm of blinding snow. Pulling a trailer wasn’t much of a burden, though, as we crawled up one side and down the other towards Steamboat. Snow plows had cleared the way thus far, with plenty of gravel on the highway. Visibility was our biggest concern, being that it was 10 PM and the only lights were my own, the 3-D tunnel effect in full force as each passing mile strained my eyes.

North of Steamboat, Matt piped up, “Wounded deer.” I looked at him quizzically. “Back there, on the other side of the road.” I hate to see wounded, struggling animals; I always like to stop and put them out of their misery. Rodeo and trailer went 180, (no one was on the highway) and parked on the southbound shoulder (not that there was much of one with the several feet of snow built up). Matt pointed out the struggling deer. It was a young deer with a broken leg, trying to climb up the side of the hill next to the highway, but failing miserably. Aww – poor thing. The young ungulate had been hit by a vehicle, and the driver didn’t bother to stop and check on it. Most drivers, in my observation, don’t stop to check on the animal after they hit it… I’m guessing that the reason for not stopping is because they wouldn’t know what to do, don’t carry anything to put the animal out of its misery, or they don’t care. My belief is that since we built the roads through their territory, displacing them with something wholly unnatural to their environment, we at least owe it to them to try to undo any damage done to them. Don’t get me wrong – I know that Mother Nature is a cruel beast. Animals kill and wound each other without mercy. Snow, hail, freezing, starvation, and heat kills so many of nature’s children… Mother Nature takes care of its own with alarming prejudice. I feel it’s our duty to assist those we can, even if it’s simply to slice their throat or put a bullet in their brain. So that’s what I did; I loaded my 30.06, traversed the road, put the crosshairs on the ear, and squeezed the trigger. Lights out.

Matt and I carried the deer across to the trailer, and I grabbed my Marine Corps K-Bar to slice it open. No sense in wasting meat, and I knew that I could get a tag from the State Patrol for the carcass. An urgent alert system went off in my head, and I felt I needed to hurry, so it was the quickest field-dressing job to date. We were parked just around a bend on the highway, and if any vehicle came along, we had the possibility of getting smashed. After getting the deer into the trailer, we climbed back into the Rodeo, fired it up, and I turned the wheel to flip a U-Turn. Lights and rumbling in the rearview. I floored it. The snow plow, hugging the edge of the road, narrowly missed the ass-end of my trailer as it rounded the turn. Any semblance of a gut pile left on the side of the road was now off the edge. Thankfully Matt and I weren’t part of the blood and guts now buried in the freezing snow and ice.

A game pole adorned the Trav-O-Tel motel’s landscape, and the little deer swung frozen in the night air. I didn’t set an alarm, so about 9:30 the next morning, we awoke to begin our hunt. I had a general idea about where to go, so I let my instincts guide us through the hunting area, up a two-track dirt road through the steep hill country. I pulled up to a rise and we crouched as we neared the summit, pulling out our binoculars. Looking towards an area known as the Godiva Rim, we scanned the country side. A small herd of elk, about two miles away, dotted the base of the rim. Pointing them out to Matt, he said, “Yeah, that might be a herd of elk, but right there is THE herd of elk.” I looked to where he was pointing. About 500 elk were milling around just to the east of the herd I’d spotted. The ones I’d picked out were like a satellite herd. Amazing!

We formulated a plan. The straight approach to that herd would have been hunter-suicide. It was across a large swath of flat land known as the Bald Mountain Basin. They would have seen us coming and quickly vacated the area long before we could have moved within rifle range. Plus, at the time, I was using my 30.06 – a reliable cartridge, but not known for its long-range capabilities. The plan was to make a “C” approach. We would hug the hillsides, circling around to them, and approach from the west, using the cover of the juniper trees and folds in the land to mask our approach.
We started from the top of the hill on the far left, and, circled left to right, hugging the hillside until we approached the herd.

Traversing the side of the hill, Matt exclaimed, “Leif! Look!” I glanced to the right. Three dark shapes were moving downhill quickly. Elk! Although they might have been in range when Matt first spotted them, by the time I would have been able to take a knee and taken a shot, they would be out of range. Plus, I didn’t want to risk alerting the large herd of my presence if I took a shot and missed. So we continued through the snow towards our quarry. Along the way we came across a herd of deer. About 20 were grouped together as we approached. We stopped. They looked at us. We looked at them. I didn’t want them to spook – again, running away at top speed might alert the large herd of elk (even though we were still at least a mile away at that point, I didn’t want to take any chances that would deny my chance at the main prize). The deer eventually moved off, and we moved on.

Around to the base of the rim, we moved up and down the juniper-covered fingers, slowly making our way towards the elk. We spotted the elk at about 11:30 that morning – it was now about 3:30. The herd wasn’t visible for the last hour or so, and we were taking it on faith that the mass of animals were still hanging around. Every finger we crested, the approach was slow to the top, peering across to see if that was the final finger before the plain began. Cresting what was the final finger, we spotted a few elk amongst the junipers across the ridge. They were looking right at us. Our cover was blown. I couldn’t judge what the distance was, but I figured I could hit the elk, so I took a knee, steadied the rifle, and squeezed the trigger. The few elk that were there took off.

Matt and I raced down to the bottom of the finger and ran up the other side. Out of breath, we came over the top, emerged from the junipers, and there was the herd, looking right at us. I looked for the elk that I’d shot. Blood, but nothing else, was on the ground. I followed the blood trail out into the sagebrush. In the meantime, the herd bunched up and ran directly north, towards the rim. I scanned the herd. An elk trailed the herd, limping, but still managing to keep up. We knelt down in the sagebrush, wondering how the herd was going to manage running up the slope that eventually ended in a cliff face. Up they ran, and when encountered with the impossible angle, they turned around, a massive sea of elk running, moving swiftly across the sagebrush, and thundering… towards… us…

Matt and I looked at each other. I wasn’t sure what to do, except think, “this is going to hurt. I might die.” Closer and closer they came, my eyes becoming saucers. The ground was vibrating, I was getting more tense, Matt and I looking at the herd and looking at each other. This was it. We were going to die, trampled by the elk. In the end, I didn’t get my first elk, my first elk got me.

At 50 yards, Matt stood up. I stood up. We were skinnier targets standing, and, maybe they might move around us. At the last second, they veered. The herd thundered past. You could smell the elk in the air. Then, tagging behind, the elk I’d shot was running. I swung my rifle and as the crosshairs crossed the chest cavity, I squeezed the trigger. The elk immediately turned and ran directly away from us. The rest of the herd thundered off. The silence was deafening. My heart was racing. I looked around. Matt was grinning at me. There were no elk in sight.

“What do we do now?”

“We find my elk!”

Walking in the direction of where I last saw my elk run, I following a straight line. After 200 yards, I said, “Start looking for an elk piled up by a sagebrush.” Sure enough, I came across a dead elk. My first elk, piled up around a sagebrush plant. My sense of accomplishment was out of this world.
My first elk - after 10 years hunting the elusive beasts

The yellow pack-frames came in handy to put all of our gear in, and, strapped the lower half to one for Matt to carry.

We gutted the animal and propped the chest cavity up on a sagebrush bush to let it cool down. I knew there was no way we could haul it out that evening, so I made a mental note of where it was, and, we headed back to my rodeo. Being able to make a direct line towards where we thought the Rodeo was parked was easier than the stalk (we weren’t quite sure where it was though, as the scenery and topography kind of all look the same). Luckily I caught a glint of reflected late-afternoon sun off one of the mirrors, and we made our way towards it. Getting out, though, was a hap-hazard guess, as I wasn’t quite sure how I got there. We ended up on a “shelf” road. This road was essentially a two-track on the side of a 45-degree hill, and the road was at about a 30-degree angle. As we started crossing it in the dark, I realized what road we were on. I had seen the road previously, and thought to myself that I would never traverse it. Now I was traversing it in the dark hauling a trailer. I was on the “down” side, Matt was on the “up” side, and, he had one hand on the grab bar, the other hand on the door handle. He told me in no short terms that if we started rolling down the hill, he was opening the door and jumping for safety. I would have no such luck, as my door and window were pretty close to the ground. I expected to start tumbling at any second. Luckily, we made it across the side of the hill and back to familiar territory.

At the motel, we cut loose the deer from the pole and took it to the State Patrol. I told him the mile marker where we found it, and, after checking it over, trying to manipulate the frozen joints to verify the broken leg (it obviously wasn’t taken for a trophy or intentionally poached), he issued me a license.

The next morning we went to retrieve the elk. I drove the Rodeo as close as I could; however, the dirt two-track put us at a half-mile away. We found the elk still propped up over the sagebrush, and, Matt and I talked about how to carry it out. I ended up cutting off the lower half of the elk and strapping it to a pack frame, and cutting off the two front quarters, loins, and backstraps. I carried all the equipment and meat back to the truck, except for the ass-end. Matt shouldered that heavy load. Additionally, a rancher had dug out a trench at the bottom of a hill where water passed through, so there was a 4-foot gap we had to navigate. I saw Matt take a flying leap and successfully landed without incident. It’s a good thing he was a hockey player and had huge quads and calves to carry that much weight. Thankfully I was also able to jump gap without falling on my ass, and we were on our way.
After my first elk, I shot 12 more elk within 7 years (a lot of years I was able to get two elk tags per season). It seems that all I needed to do was be successful once, and after that, I couldn’t help but to be successful. I had broken through the elk-barrier, and filled my freezer with delicious meat for many years after.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Whose Antelope is it Anyway?

It was less than a week after shooting my moose that I received a call from Matt. “Antelope Hunt this weekend – can you go?” Let’s see – I was getting married the following weekend, I had just finished butchering the moose and was getting stuff together for the ceremony and subsequent party... I had so much stuff on my plate. I had forgotten completely about the antelope hunt, with all of the planning I had done for the moose hunt, so it really came as a surprise. Additionally, Deanna’s birthday was Monday, so this was technically her birthday weekend. So, as any good husband, or, husband-to-be, I discussed it with my beautiful Deanna. With the prospect of having some more fresh, good eating, hormone and anti-biotic free meat in the freezer, and the likelihood that it would be a one-day hunt (but okay if it was two), she assented. What a woman!

Friday evening Matt picked me up with his 6-year-old, Thad, driving what we refer to as “The Meat Wagon” – his large Dodge 2500 with oversized wheels. Thankfully all of my hunting equipment was put together and loading up equipment was relatively painless. What wasn’t painless, though, was approaching Eisenhower Tunnel. It was snowing. Hard. Giant flakes covered the truck as we crawled up to the tunnel. I thought to myself, “WTF??? It’s still September!!!!” I checked CDOT (Colorado Department of Transportation) to see what was going on. There was no update. After an hour of near-standstill, with ambulances passing us in the shoulder, I checked again. West bound I-70 was closed indefinitely. I suggested to Matt that we go over Loveland pass. Because that’s always fun in a snowstorm.

We passed the line of poor suckers waiting indefinitely for the road to open (driving the shoulder) and exited for Loveland pass. Maybe it was a mistake. We encountered white-out conditions as we crawled higher. 5-10 miles per hour was all we could manage, not being able to see two feet in front of us. I looked out my window to let Matt know whether the road was going left or right, whether he was going to go into the ditch and side of the mountain, or, whether he was too far away and about to drive off the side of the mountain. More importantly, we had to explain to the constant flow of chatter sitting between us (i.e., Thad) that now wasn’t the best time for uninterrupted stream of consciousness verbally expressed, and explain what we meant by certain areas of our body being “puckered.” Of course, that got him rolling with laughter. Oh, to be a kid and not to worry about whether the vehicle is going to fly off the edge of the road. I also happened to glance over to Matt’s side of the dashboard. The “your tank is damn near empty” light was on. The last thing I wanted to do was spend the night on the side of the road on a snowy pass because we were out of fuel. I mentioned it to Matt. Matt said. “We’ll be fine,” but gave me the “I really don’t need one more thing to worry about right now” look. Actually, I figured there were probably a few choice four-letter words thrown into the look as well.

In the middle of the road we came upon two brake lights. Pulling up next to them, two women in a Subaru, with a baby in the back seat, were freaking out. They felt like they couldn’t go forward any more. Their windshield wipers weren’t keeping up, and, they didn’t have a snow scraper. Also, they were blocking westbound traffic, and with us pulled next to them, we were blocking any sort of a passing lane and eastbound traffic. A line of cars were making their way up behind us, so I suggested to Matt that he pull in front of the ladies to continue the conversation. He obliged, and, as the line of cars passed, Matt scraped their windshield. I mentioned to them that they could just follow our taillights on the way up – we would drive slow enough to see them through to the other side. However, they decided to turn around. I’m not sure where they were going, but I imagine they didn’t get there that night.

Turtling over the top of the pass, the snow lightened. Soon enough, the snow stopped all together, and we made our way into Dillon. I was able to de-puckerize, and offered to fill up Matt’s tank. He declined, and said that I was just along for the ride. He just asked that all I pay for was my food. I was confused, but, if he doesn’t want me to pay for gas, I’m all good with that. After fueling up and a bite to eat, we continued our journey to Craig, with only an additional 2.5 hours added to our trip.

12:30. Trav-o-Tel Motel. Matt had called ahead and had them open the room, so all we had to do was go inside, set our alarms, and hit the rack. Thad’s chatter had stopped about an hour previous, as he gave into Mr. Sandman, resting his head on my shoulder as we trucked along just before Steamboat Springs. Rabbit Ears pass wasn’t bad at all, thankfully. We set the alarms for 6:30, and would check in at the ranch around 7:30.

The Deakins Ranching for Wildlife hunter check-in was crowded with hunters standing around. All had a hopeful look on their faces as we pulled up. Not good. Antelope hunters don’t really need to worry about finding antelope at first light – they are usually out grazing until 11, and then they bed down in plain sight. Their natural defense is running away at top speed, so, they typically bed down where they can see anyone approaching from a long distance, but also keep mindful of the wind and may bed just below the top of a rise. However, elk and deer hunters want to catch the animals at the first pre-dawn light as the ungulates make their way from the all-night feeding areas to the bedding areas. Typically, if you don’t find the deer or elk first thing in the AM, you are waiting until they wake up in the late afternoon as they move back to their graze. So, as we pulled in at 7:45, and the crowd saw that we were hunters just like they were, several pulled out their cell phones and began punching numbers furiously. My assumptions were right. The outfitter that the Deakin’s ranch had hired was not present to check in the hunters. I’m sure some of them had been there for a few hours already, and the sun bright in the blue sky… any semblance of a morning hunt was pretty much unsalvageable for those chasing the elusive wapiti.

I pulled out my hunter packet for Deakin’s ranch to see if there were any numbers to call. Matt looked at me incredulously. “You have a license?”

“Yep.”

“You didn’t tell me you had a license!”

“Why do you think I came along?”

“Because I asked you to go with me.”

“Don’t you remember that I sent an email after I drew the tag for the hunt?”

“Well that was a long time ago.”

“So why do you think I put my rifle and ammo in the truck when you picked me up?”

“I don’t know. Back-up rifle in case mine didn’t work?”

“So that’s why you didn’t let me pay for fuel?”

“Yeah.”

“So you thought it was all a ruse? I was trying to pull a fast one getting you to pay for all my expenses?”

“Yeah.”

“Uh–huh.”

Matt smiled sheepishly.

After talking with the hunters (yes, they had called the Division of Wildlife [DOW – which is actually now a combined agency and is referred to as Colorado Parks and Wildlife, or CPW] but no one was available to take their call, and, the outfitter’s number had been disconnected), we discussed the possibility of just going out on the ranch without turning in our paperwork (we had to sign a release, etc., for hunting on their ranch). However, that would technically be trespassing… maybe. We had traveled through fire and ice to get there (well, maybe not fire), and were looking for ways to justify hunting on their ranch without following all of the rules… I mean, they didn’t show up. What were we supposed to do? Just leave? All our efforts in vain? Or hunt and beg forgiveness if caught because of extenuating circumstances? I knew that there was a branch office of the CPW north of Craig (number was not listed on the CPW website that I could see), and I was out of coffee, so I suggested we go back into town and check in with officer-friendly to see what we should do. At the same time I was discussing this with Matt, Thad found the biggest mud puddle he find, and stepped right in. Both feet squarely in the middle. His tennis shoes were gone; completely covered. There were no words…

So, after filling up with coffee, it was a quick stop at the CPW office. The office didn’t open until 10; I copied the number from the sign, and, on our way back through town, we saw the tell-tale CPW truck sitting out in front of a residence. Matt suggested we stop. I talked him out of it. I’m sure the last thing the CPW officer wanted was a couple of hunters showing up at the door of his private residence complaining that the RFW ranch we were supposed to be hunting on wasn’t open. Thankfully Matt found my reasoning acceptable and we dropped in at Murdoch’s Ranch Supply Store. It’s a great store – they have everything you might need for running a ranch, including boots. Matt and Thad picked out a pair of boots to replace the brown clumps adorning Thad’s legs, and we headed back to the ranch.

A shell-shocked woman was able to check us in. She apologized that her son wasn’t able to open the ranch that morning; she said he was stuck on the side of a hill from outfitting the previous evening. I’m sure when she did show up that there were a lot of extremely vociferous hunters expressing their opinion about not being able to hunt opening morning. We were gracious when checking in. I figured there was nothing to be said – I was sure she heard it all repeatedly this AM. We simply asked her where she thought our best bet was for finding antelope. She suggested we head north on the dirt two-track roads and scour the areas between the ridges. So that’s what we did, slip-sliding on the wet muddy trails out into the sagebrush beyond.

After passing through a gate (after numerous stops on high points to glass), we were faced with a decision to keep on the ‘road’ we were on, or, split off on an even rougher two-track leading east. We opted for the eastern route, made our way to the top of a ridge, and left the vehicle to glass. I spotted three, two bucks and a doe, about 500 yards away. There may have been more on the other side of the ridge they were climbing. I could have gotten in prone and made the shot, but, my range finder was still missing. Matt had his, plus, it would behoove me not to piss off the driver by simply shooting an antelope without also giving him somewhat of an opportunity. So I went back to where he and Thad were glassing and told him about our first opportunity of the morning. We watched the antelope meander over a ridgeline, so made a plan to go through the gate, sneak down the opposite side of the ridge, pop over the top, and, if they were there, things would get real very quick.

But not all things go according to plan. When we popped over the ridge, rifles blazing (no, not really), there were no animals in sight. They disappeared into the sagebrush landscape, and, not knowing which way to go to find them, we turned to head back to the truck. Matt grabbed my shoulder. “Look there!” He pointed. A herd of antelope were heading the direction of the truck from the west. We figured that we could get back through the gate, to the truck, and intercept them somewhere around that area. Walking as quickly as we could on the opposite side of the ridge to mask our movement, we moved as quickly as Thad could allow with his little legs.

After stopping at the truck to dump my pack, we snuck west. Matt grabbed my shoulder. He motioned us to get down. “Antelope are right over there,” he whispered. “In just a second you will see their heads pop up over the sagebrush. Thad, plug your ears.” I took a kneeling position and steadied my 7MM Remington Ultra Magnum, ready to send a 180-grain Berger bullet at over three-thousand feet per second (big enough to take down a bull moose) into the side of a 100-lb antelope. Sure enough, a head appeared in my scope, 20 yards away. Her body stopped just behind a sagebrush. I steadied my crosshairs just behind the shoulder and squeezed the trigger.

BLAM!

The heard took off. Matt stood up and took a shot at the running antelope. BANG!  I stood up and walked over to where I expected to find an antelope lying on the ground.

Nothing.

No animal. No blood. No nothing. Could I have missed? Really? I mean, I’ve had some spectacular misses in my day. Most hunters have. But really? Missing at that short of a distance? Really?

Matt helped me look, and we searched everywhere for some kind of sign. Nothing. We then regathered – he was sure he had missed the running shot as well. So we walked over to where we last saw the heard disappear over a small ridge… about 300 yards to the north. As we popped over the ridgeline, the heard was already at full run, about 800 yards away. No sense in giving chase. On the way back to the truck, I thought I would look for any sign that Matt had taken an antelope. I guessed where approximately the antelope were when he shot, and started looking around.

Antelope. Dead.

I called over, “Hey Thad, what’s that?”

“Hey Dad! Dad! An antelope! Right there! Dad, look!”

We walked over and sure enough, a dead antelope with a big hole in its side, right behind the shoulder.

The first antelope with Matt

The thought crossed my mind that perhaps this was mine. Nooo…, had to be Matt’s. This was where the antelope were when they were running, when Matt shot. He looked at me quizzically. I gave him a hug.

 “Congratulations!”

“Do you think this one is mine?”

“Well, this was kind of where they were when you shot” I said. But I looked at the big gaping hole in the ribcage, thinking that I know that my bullets perform that well, but I didn't think Matt's 30.06 rifle bullets were designed to expand that much.

We picked up the antelope and carried it back to the truck. I took a picture with him and Thad, the whole while double-checking my mind about the shot, thinking that I couldn’t have missed… maybe I needed to double-check the area. So I walked back over to where the antelope was, or where I thought that it was, when I fired. Matt and Thad joined again. Nothing. Matt then ventured into the road. “Leif, come here.” There were two pancake-sized splotches of blood in the dirt, in the middle of the dirt on the two-track.

“Huh, so… maybe that is my antelope. Because when you shot, all the antelope were already across the road.” We walked back over to where the antelope were when Matt fired. No traces of blood, hair, anything. No dead antelope otherwise. I guess that one that I found was my antelope. That totally amazed me. I wouldn't think that an animal that small, with that big of a hole in it, would be able to run as far as it did before expiring.

Thad didn’t like that one bit. He thought his dad should have that antelope. He didn’t want to go home empty handed. He couldn’t see why it was my antelope instead of Matt’s. I suggested to Matt that he drive down the road a bit and I would stay to quarter up the antelope that was now mine. Thad volunteered to stay behind and help.

I said a prayer, Matt and Thad joining in, and put tobacco on her forehead and eyes. I then readied all my knives and saw sharpening stones as Matt drove off. Thad had a pocket knife and saw, and, I showed him how to cut around the base of the leg of the antelope. I then told him that he could use his little saw to try to cut off the lower legs when we were done. He assisted as much as a 6-year-old’s attention span would allow (about 5 minutes before he was playing in the dirt). I was about ¾ of the way done when Matt returned, unable to spot the antelope herd. So he assisted with the rest and we loaded up the antelope into my cooler.

Same Antelope, but with the real shooter
 

After a quick bite, we advanced further up the road and Matt spotted a couple of antelope about 1000+ yards away in the middle of an open field. Judging by the road and the topography, we could probably drive within 300-400 yards. So down an even worse 4x4 two-track across the sage we went, and stopped the truck. The antelope could see us – they were looking directly at us. They didn’t spook… they were simply curious. Matt and I talked about his approach. The antelope were stock still. He could approach probably to within 150 yards through the tall grass. He opened the truck door. BRAWHHWWHWHW. Guess he has to oil the hinges! The antelope took off running north. He cursed under his breath. So with the animals moving north (they had slowed down to a walk again), he could hide his movement by walking up a ridge due west and then look down on them. Death from above. I told him Thad and I would wait in the vehicle as to not spoil his stalk. We watched Matt as he ascended the hill, waiting for a shot.

Boom

I looked at Thad, he looked at me, and I said, “sounds like your dad may have gotten one!”

Boom

“Well, I’ll get my pack on and we’ll see what’s going on.”

Boom

“Maybe your dad didn’t get one. Let’s go see.”

Boom

We started walking towards the 4th of July noises coming from the other side of the ridge.

Boom

Matt walked to the top of the ridge and motioned us to stop walking towards him. When he approached, he indicated that the animals were maybe about 300 yards, so he didn’t get a good shot on them.

Thad was disappointed again. He thought we would surely go home half-empty-handed. We tried to explain that we would just go and find some more antelope – that we weren’t going to leave without another one. The power, the ability, and the wherewithal were still ours to harness: we were going to do everything possible for his dad to get an antelope.

A drive north and east yielded no results, so back to the main highway (40) we went. Our plan was to go back to the ranch, regroup, and try another area. However, as we drove into the ranch property from the highway, Matt spotted a herd of speed goats resting in the afternoon sun, in a bowl-shaped area, ridges on three sides, about 250 yards from the road. I first suggested that Matt could go up to the fence between us, make a good rest, and then squeeze off a round. I then remembered that Matt hadn’t sighted in his rifle before hunting season. Also, the year before, when I was assisting in sighting in his rifle at the range, his point of impact had jumped 10 inches at 100 yards when I hadn’t even touched the scope to adjust it. I had been after him all spring and summer to send his scope in for repair, but he somehow found time to not do that before hunting season. So I suggested that we back up the truck and put the ridge between the truck and the antelope, so as not to scare them away with any errant hinge noises!

We approached the base of the hill and slowly crept up to the top. Just before the rise I knelt and peeked over the top. The antelope were 50 yards or less away. I told Matt that Thad and I would wait as he crawled to the top, took a knee, and squeezed the trigger. Which he did.

BANG

Thad and I stood up. Matt was still on his knees, aiming. The antelope ran around in circles and stopped. They had no idea where the shot came from. One doe broke away from the herd.

BANG

The stomach opened before our eyes, and all the guts dropped to the ground, still attached. Matt had disemboweled her, barely grazing her belly, but just enough to split only the skin. He ran down the hill as the rest of the antelope took off. At 25 feet, Matt took aim again. Brains and blood sprayed across the sagebrush behind her.

“Dude! I told you that you needed a new scope! Why two shots?” I gave him a hug in congratulations.

Matt with his antelope


“I tried to do a head shot first. I was so close.”

“But look how far your rifle is off! You aimed right behind the shoulder and you scraped the skin off her belly. So you are off at least 12 inches at 50 yards! That’s huge!”

“Yeah, I gotta get it sighted in before my elk hunt.”

Matt borrowed my tobacco and we said a prayer for the animal, then  he went to go get the meat wagon. Upon his return, we carried it over to the truck. The antelope disemboweler wanted to try out his new hoist mounted in the bed of his truck, designed for lifting big game animals, so we strung up the antelope by the hind legs. The skin was to be a present for a friend of Matt’s to taxidermy. Carefully we skinned the animal, quartered it, and put skin and meat in the cooler.

Matt's disemboweled antelope on the hoist. We talked about him getting one that would raise the animals higher for deer and elk.


When checking out, the guy who was supposed to check us in that morning was waiting. When I questioned him on why he wasn’t there, he didn’t give any reason. I believe the "he was stuck on the side of a hill" line was just that. His responses were simply, “I didn’t make it” and “It just didn’t happen.” Well, at least we showed up, we came, and we got the job done, despite what others did or didn’t do. I’m sure that had they rancher not shown up, we still would have found a way to be successful.  Thad learned an important hunting lesson, whether white out conditions or limited access, that’s what it takes to be a good hunter: work around obstacles until you meet success.